An unpaid public service announcement. --LL
All I need to know about life I learned from my therapist
You should fee guilty.
Of course you have to pay for missed appointments.
Quit complaining and get a cat.
If sex isn't dirty, you're doing it wrong.
You're not really ugly. You're just funning looking.
Reality. Try it!
Quit blaming your mother. It's your father's fault.
Learn to dread one day at a time.
If you're really happy, you must be in denial.
You're still having a lousy childhood.
Get help!
Being happy isn't for everyone.
If you hear voices telling you to go to Hawaii, obey.
Just don't think about it.
This is as good as it gets.
If your inner child robs a bank, it's you who will go to jail.
Before you start a 12-step program, be sure to see a podiatrist.
Sex is no problem. No sex is a problem.
Only hams get cured.
Uh-huh.
And don't forget, there's worse things than being crazy ...
but know one knows what they are.
©1993 Portal Publications Ltd.
Text by: Lulu Canard
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